So once I saw the prompt and summary I burst out laughing. You did a really nice job here, mystery writer!!! The melding of pureblood politics is great, and Peter's cool threat to Caspian was terrific. The sly humor is evident in things like the only quills in history of magic were sugar and the seeking for the other side! (I loved that last line). Caspian is so adorkable.

An excellent fill for the prompt and a fun ending!