To Beard the Lion - for [livejournal.com profile] m3535

Sep. 1st, 2012 09:58 pm
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Title: To Beard the Lion
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lady_songsmith
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] m3535
Rating: PG
Possible Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Summary: Caspian has a bit of a crush. Trouble is, he’s got his eye on the most popular boy in school.
Author’s Notes: AU: Everyone’s at Hogwarts.


To Beard the Lion

Sixth year, Caspian Telmar thought happily, was about as good as it got. Classes entirely of your choosing, no big tests looming over the year, and plenty of time to enjoy the castle. Including some of its more secluded spots, which were far more interesting when you were a sixth-year than they’d been as a firstie exploring Hogwarts for the first time. In fact, there was really only one thing missing to make Caspian’s year perfect.

Peter Pevensie. Gryffindor, seventh year, Head Boy, Quidditch captain, star Chaser. Undisputed king of the school.

His sister was in Caspian’s year. She was beautiful, and a shoo-in for Head Girl next year, but otherwise not very like her brother. Caspian sat in class (History of Magic: no one would notice if he wasn’t paying attention) studying her profile for signs of their common blood. Perhaps something around the eyes? They were the same color… or were hers more grey? Were their lips the same shape? Peter’s were full, for a boy, full and… kissable…

Hunter elbowed him hard enough to rock his chair. “You’re drooling, Telmar,” he muttered.

Caspian returned the elbow with interest, confident in Binns’s obliviousness.

Hunter nudged a piece of parchment toward him. The top was filled with noughts-and-crosses games and (very bad) doodles of Quidditch, along with a few half-hearted attempts to take notes. (Hunter actually liked history, despite Binns.) But under his pointing finger, a single line of new inked text: don’t u think Pvnse is out of ur league?

Of course he is, Caspian thought wistfully, then realized what Hunter was asking. A flush burned his cheeks; of course people would assume, if he stared at the girl like a ninny!

This being History, the only quills he had with him were sugar. He nabbed Hunter’s, leaving a blot of ink on the desk, and scratched out: not intrestd in SP.

Stealing his quill back, Hunter wrote: keep telling urself that.

He probably didn’t even like boys, Caspian told himself glumly, returning his attention to Binns just long enough to feel sleepy. Pevensie had every girl in school throwing themselves at him, after all. Even Slytherins. He had his pick of pretty girls…. Though with all that, he was still single. At least publicly. Rumor paired him with many a girl on the Astronomy Tower or in unused classrooms, but if rumor were a reliable guide, Caspian would know what Pole’s knickers looked like. Was it possible Pevensie might swing both ways?

***


A few days later, on the way to the Great Hall, Caspian found himself suddenly petrified and dragged to one side by the strange squishy-rope sensation of a summoning charm. His back fetched up against the wall, his elbow banged into a suit of armor, and then he had control of his limbs again. He pulled out his wand, looking around for the person who’d hexed him.

Black robe, red trim. Blue eyes, gold hair. Peter Pevensie blocked his way out of the alcove, arms folded and wand dangling with idle menace from his fingers. “I hear you’re interested in my sister.”

“I — no. I mean… that is—” Caspian stammered, thinking too hard about not kissing that frowning mouth to really think about what he was saying. His senses reeled a little, overwhelmed with the fact that Pevensie, Peter Pevensie was right there, just inches from him in a tiny alcove hidden from view and…

Pevensie backed off a pace, smirking a little. “Susan decides for herself,” he said. “Just remember: if you hurt her, I’ll hex you so hard St. Mungo’s will use you for a case study.”

“R-right,” Caspian gasped, nodding hard. Pevensie whisked off, vanishing into the flow of hungry students headed for lunch, and Caspian sagged back against the wall with a sigh. Cold shower. He needed a cold shower.

***


After the first Quidditch match Hufflepuff played against Gryffindor, Caspian found excuses to linger behind his teammates, waiting until he saw the Gryffindor captain approaching. “Um, hey.” Real smooth, he chided himself.

“Hey.” Pevensie paused outside the Gryffindor changing room, his gloves swinging by the laces from one finger. “You need something?”

“I, uh, wanted to say… good game.”

“You too.” The seventh year gave him an odd look. “That all?”

“Yes. No.” Caspian swallowed hard. Damn, obviously this was why the hat hadn’t put him in Gryffindor. Pevensie waited politely for him to continue, but when he just stood there tongue-tied, the older boy shrugged, turning away. “I’m not interested in your sister,” Caspian blurted, and promptly wished he could Silencio himself.

Pevensie glanced back. “Oh?”

“I… well. She’s not my type.” He winced as Pevensie’s face darkened. “I mean — she’s pretty! Just… she’s a girl.”

Pevensie relaxed, and even grinned a little. “Seeking for the other team, are you?”

“That’s not a problem… is it?” Caspian asked nervously.

“Why should it be?”

“Well,” he said carefully, “some people think, because you can’t have children…”

“Oh, that pureblood rot.” Pevensie snorted. “We’re not a dying breed, whatever they say. And there’s always adoption. Blood adoption, if the family’s that fussy.”

Caspian’s family spouted that ‘rot’ fairly frequently — not his parents, but their parents, and his aunt and uncle. Pevensie’s family was as pure-blooded as his, maybe more so, and it was a relief to find he didn’t think that way. “You’ve, ah, thought about it.”

He shrugged. “Kind of had to, didn’t I? Keeping up the family name and all that. Though Edmund might yet have plenty of little Pevensies to carry it on.”

Caspian blinked, finally registering what ought to have been obvious. “You—?”

“What, that’s not all over the school?” He laughed. “I’ll be damned; Glenn kept his mouth shut after all.” He looked at Caspian, standing there breathless with hope, and slowly smiled. “You’re not interested in my sister.”

“No,” Caspian squeaked out.

“Wrong Pevensie.”

“Yes.”

And then Peter proved why he was a Gryffindor and leaned in to kiss Caspian.

Sixth year, Caspian thought happily, was absolutely as good as it got.






Original Prompt that we sent you:
What I want: Either of these three:
1. AU - as in Narnia doesn't exist. Peter/Caspian (or Edmund/Caspian if you prefer).
2. AU - in Narnia. No one is royal. Peter/Caspian (or Edmund/Caspian if you prefer).
3. Crossover with Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. Caspian. Doesn't have to be slash.

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Date: 2012-09-02 02:26 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rthstewart.livejournal.com
So once I saw the prompt and summary I burst out laughing. You did a really nice job here, mystery writer!!! The melding of pureblood politics is great, and Peter's cool threat to Caspian was terrific. The sly humor is evident in things like the only quills in history of magic were sugar and the seeking for the other side! (I loved that last line). Caspian is so adorkable.

An excellent fill for the prompt and a fun ending!

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Date: 2012-09-10 02:02 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
Thank you! Adorkable is a good word for Caspian, in any universe. :)

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Date: 2012-09-02 02:40 pm (UTC)
snacky: (narnia caspian peter)
From: [personal profile] snacky
Oh. My. God. I love this fic so much! It's so funny! I think you really captured the feel of Hogwarts and did such a good job transplanting the Narnian characters into the setting. I loved your Caspian and his inner turmoil over Peter, and then Peter threatening to hex him! And "seeking for the other team!" LOLOLOLOL. And of course Peter's Gryffindor bravery carrying the day! Perfect!

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Date: 2012-09-10 02:02 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
Thanks! The characters fit more neatly than I'd expected.

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Date: 2012-09-02 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m3535.livejournal.com
Thank you SO much. I LOVE it!
I was hoping you'd chose this prompt :)

I love fics with a nice touch of humour, and this one definitely has,
The way he's staring at Susan to compare and is misunderstood, and Peter's reaction is so funny. A case study at St. Mungo's. Awesome.

I like the last name you gave him. Because X would be a bit odd, wouldn't it?

I think he IS pretty brave in the end, though. He does actually come out to Peter.

Again, thanks so much! If you ever decided to write a sequel, I would so love you!

(no subject)

Date: 2012-09-08 02:08 am (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
So pleased you enjoyed it! It was fun to put them at Hogwarts!

No sequel brewing, but I did have another stab at filling your prompt. It came out bittersweet and you had specified no unhappy endings, so I gave it a second go with the Hogwarts idea. For a fill of your prompt #2: Against the Night

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Date: 2012-09-09 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m3535.livejournal.com
Wow - you wrote me another one! That's awesome.
I loved that one too, so I feel really luckey!

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Date: 2012-09-10 02:02 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
Glad you like it. Was a bit nervous about the, hm, darker? wistful? tone.

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Date: 2012-09-11 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m3535.livejournal.com
Yeah, it was a bit dark. But still a nice AU.

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Date: 2012-09-02 03:12 pm (UTC)
autumnia: Central Park (park)
From: [personal profile] autumnia
LOL. I didn't think I'd like a Narnia/HP crossover that much but this story was very cute and you did a good job putting the Narnians into the HP world. Of course Peter would be Gryffindor, Head Boy, Quidditch Captain and everything else. And Caspian is kind of adorable being tongue-tied and in awe of Peter. Like rthstewart, I love the bits of Hogwarts details and the not-so-subtle phrasing of words as Peter and Caspian discuss politics and relationships.

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Date: 2012-09-10 02:03 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
Honestly, I didn't think I'd like it either, but it just sort of clicked. :) Glad you like it!

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Date: 2012-09-02 03:43 pm (UTC)
cofax7: climbing on an abbey wall  (Climb - default)
From: [personal profile] cofax7
Well, that's just ridiculously cute. Well done!

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Date: 2012-09-10 02:03 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
Thank you!

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Date: 2012-09-02 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbrowsings.livejournal.com
SQUISH. So much love. That is BY FAR my favorite realization of Caspian/Peter. All the details people have mentioned about Hogwarts, working so perfectly here to describe Peter etc. The middle scene, with Peter shoving Caspian up against a wall....*fans self* HAWT!

I love how you made it seem like this was really Hogwarts mid-century too. I could totally picture this pairing happening there. I'm so glad you went for it!

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Date: 2012-09-10 02:04 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
*grin* Yay, I've acheived HAWT-ness!

Y'know, I totally didn't give much thought to the time-frame? But it does work for mid-century, before Riddle starts making pureblood politics a nightmare.

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Date: 2012-09-02 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lotl101.livejournal.com
I really don't have the words to convey how wonderful this is! Awesome!

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Date: 2012-09-10 02:04 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
Yay! Thank you!

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Date: 2012-09-03 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metonomia.livejournal.com
Okay, this is absolutely adorable and also some seriously great characterization, because of COURSE Caspian is a Hufflepuff, I love that Sorting for him! This is just so much fun and really well done, go you, mystery writer!

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Date: 2012-09-10 02:05 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
Of course he is, he hang out with Badgers!

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Date: 2012-09-04 09:58 pm (UTC)
edenfalling: stylized black-and-white line art of a sunset over water (Default)
From: [personal profile] edenfalling
This is very cute! I like the background hints of how all the characters fit into this AU, like Caspian's relatives being pureblood supremacists, or the rumors about Caspian and Jill.

(no subject)

Date: 2012-09-10 02:05 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
Thanks! I like throwing in random bits like that to flesh things out.

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Date: 2012-09-07 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linneasr.livejournal.com
Oh, chortle chortle chortle! Brilliant, one of the best crossovers I've seen. I can imagine this Peter Pevensie smirking most deliciously, yes indeed. Good job, and very hot, even while wonderfully funny.

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Date: 2012-09-10 02:06 pm (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
He smirks so well, doesn't he? Glad you like it!

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Date: 2012-09-22 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] animus-wyrmis.livejournal.com
Omg I totally laughed all the way through this, how fun! Peter WOULD be a Gryffindor and a Quidditch Captain and a million other things. And Caspian as a lovestruck schoolboy is hilarious. :DDD

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Date: 2012-09-22 02:11 am (UTC)
lady_songsmith: owl (owl)
From: [personal profile] lady_songsmith
Of course he would! Definitely the Golden Boy, Peter.
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